Numerazzy - AOL style
So I'm watching TV tonight and see this AOL ad I haven't seen before (is that even possible?). It proceeds to helpfully tell me that because of spyware, if I have high-speed access, my computer can slow down as much as 500 percent.
Whew. Since my computer would effectively be a doorstop at 100 percent, I guess that means that spyware is just sucking the silicon life out of it.
Someone check AOL's books. With math like that, maybe all those rumored suitors wouldn't find it that good a deal after all.