Too good to not mention
Sometimes, when you finally get to your back reading, you find gems like this from John Means, proprietor of The Village Wordsmith, the writing and editing newsletter of the San Antonio Express-News:
Mahatma Gandhi, in the days he was giving the British a bad time, developed callouses as he walked across India, and bad breath and ill health as well.
That made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.
Take that, Mary Poppins. OK, you can groan now.