Did anyone think about this hed?
From ABC International:
Yeah, so it sends a bunch of 12-year-old boys snickering. Doesn't matter. There are a lot of 12-year-olds out there masquerading as 30-year-olds.
At least there's no comma after the second word.
Possible solution: Shiites' Holy Tomb Attacked.
Thanks to Jon Turner for the outpoint.